—“Well, I’ve got a friend who’s really into manufacturing custom soaps. Let’s say she understates her soap expenses in a public space, because she’s embarrassed.”—
That’s In public, but not to the public, ad not about matters public. In other words no attempt to use the coercive powers of government nor to undermine the law limiting them, nor to pollute the informational commons, upon which the people depend.
1) not regular speech, but political speech: in public to the public in matters public.
2) I would expect lawyers to handle those in our existing court system, although I have recommended specialization of the court system, similar to the european court system where family, criminal, private, and public suits are separated.
3) Lawyers and judges and court officials are just as prosecutable under P-law as anyone else. So I expect that to shake up the industry.
Marxists, postmodernists, feminists, etc, go to jail.
Silly people are just silly.