—“Then please explain [ insert absurd moronic, sophomoric, pseudoscientific, ahistorical, or supernatural claim here ].”—- An Idiot
- Please explain how you possess sufficient knowledge to make any such judgement.
- Please explain why anything I would say would alter your conviction.
- Please explain why I would feed your desire for attention and false self confidence.
- And yes, I’m a genius – which should be obvious – at least by comparison.