September 12th, 2018 9:09 AM
From James Santagata:
Imagine we are like a GTA simulation and before bed kids are trying to play one more segment
Davey: “okay, I’m doolittle.”
Lisa: “why you always get to be doolittle!”
Davey: “well, i got here first. you can be krugman”
Lisa: “i hate krugman!!!”
Mom: “kids stop fighting. davey let lisa be doolittle and you can be krugman”
Lisa: “i hate krugman, okay”
Davey: “how about pinker?”
Lisa: “momma, why i always got be a ((()))? All they do is lie.
Doolittle throws molotovs and stuff.”
Then pappa steps into living room.
Pappa: “kids? What are you playing?”
Davey: “GTA earth. i’m doolittle and lisa is pinker.”
Pappa: “bwa hahahaha okay. one more session.”
Lisa: “who are you daddy?”
Pappa: “I think I’ll be taleb this time, just to fuck with pinker.”
And and kids cant play the ely harman character. he is on parental lock, NS-17 rating. M-17 or whatever it is for gaming.