—“Hello @curtdoolittle what’s the best way to reach you for potential guest appearances? Thank you.”—
This is fine. 😉 Facebook is better: curt.doolittle Email the institute if you’d like firstname.lastname@example.org. I also will accept dancing telegrams (from women). But no clowns. I hate clowns. (Followed back. PM will work.) 😉
—“Dancing Telegram coming up Curt 😉 “—
omg… no…. lolz…. the strippers will be offended by the competition, and I can’t possibly clean up the vodka and beer bottles in time….